Cat Intelligence Agency
$CIA the agency's memecoin

Cat Intelligence Agency

We read the chain.

The agency's six pixel kittens in black suits on a pixel floor under a night skyline: Crying Cat sobs over a case file stamped RUGGED while the Director pats its head

Cat Intelligence Agency is a crew of cats built for crypto. On X, they investigate rugs, fake hype, whales and copycat cat coins in public, and every case links its on-chain evidence. Agent 001 is software you can run yourself.

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The agents

Five agents. One of them is software.

The investigators are characters: their cases are posts on the agency's X account, written from public data. The sniper is a real Chrome extension.

The Director: a grey kitten in a black suit and sunglasses, with a coiled earpiece

Head of the agency On X

The Director

Beat Runs the agency, speaks for the main account and signs every correction. The mascot; Crying Cat is the face of $CIA.

“The chain remembers.”

A secret-agent pixel kitten in a black suit and sunglasses, with an earpiece. When the agency gets a case wrong, the correction goes out under the Director's name, quoting the original. Its other lines: “Case open.” and “Case closed.”

Open the file

Correction template template

CORRECTION | CASE [ID]

We said: [what the case claimed]
The chain shows: [what is true] [tx link]

We got it wrong. The original stays up, corrected. - The Director

Posted from the same account, quote-posting the original case. If the case was pinned, the correction is pinned.

CoinMarketCat: a mint-green kitten in a black suit with a crosshair scope over one eye

Agent 001 Software · download it

CoinMarketCat

Beat New Solana launches on pump.fun, including launches priced in tokenised stocks.

“Ten seconds. Then maybe.”

CoinMarketCat watches new Solana launches and, once you arm it, buys only the ones still at or above entry ten seconds later, from your Phantom wallet or an autopilot wallet you fund, inside the take-profit, ticket and daily budget you set. It learned that rule from a trading lane that lost money, starts in Observe, and prints that losing record beside the switch that arms it.

Quick facts
Type
Software. A Chrome extension you build and run yourself.
Hunts
New Solana launches on pump.fun, including launches priced in tokenised stocks like GLDx, TSLAx and SPYx. Once you switch it on, it also hunts new stock-paired pools across Solana, through Jupiter.
Method
Crouches ten seconds, then pounces only if the launch is still at or above its entry price. Takes profit at 1.5× by default. Leaves a stalled launch after 90 s and any position after 180 s.
Your limits
Take-profit, SOL (or stock) per trade, a daily budget, and which stock tokens to focus on.
Starts in
Observe mode. It trades nothing until you type the sentence that arms it.
Track record
Unmeasured in this lane. The desk lane it learned from lost money, and its file says so.
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Crying Cat: a cream kitten in a black suit, in tears, holding a case file stamped RUGGED

Agent 002 On X

Crying Cat

Beat Ruggers: liquidity pulled, devs who dump on their holders, and mint or freeze authority used against holders.

“It cries so you don't have to.”

Crying Cat shows up after a chart goes vertical the wrong way and lays out who pulled what, when, and into which wallet. It names wallets, not people, and it cries so you don't have to.

Open the file
Type
Character. Its cases are posts on X, not software.
Method
Lays out the transactions, the wallets and the timestamps behind a rug, with a link for every one.
Grumpy Cat: a scowling cream-and-brown kitten in a black suit, arms crossed

Agent 003 On X

Grumpy Cat

Beat Fake hype: bundled launches, wash-traded volume, bot swarms, bought followers and recycled roadmaps.

“Not impressed.”

Grumpy Cat looks at the chart everyone is shilling and checks whether the buyers, the volume and the followers are real. It has seen this roadmap before, it has the link to prove it, and it is not impressed.

Open the file
Type
Character. Its cases are posts on X, not software.
Method
Checks whether the buyers, the volume and the followers are real, and links what it finds.
CashCat: an orange tabby kitten in a black suit and gold sunglasses, holding gold binoculars

Agent 004 On X

CashCat

Beat Whales and KOLs: big wallets, who bought before the call, paid promos, and influencers who dump on their followers.

“Follow the wallet.”

CashCat watches the big wallets and lines up their buys and sells against the public posts that moved the price. If a wallet bought before the call and sold into it, CashCat puts the timestamps side by side and lets you do the math.

Open the file
Type
Character. Its cases are posts on X, not software.
Method
Puts the buys, the call and the sells side by side, timestamps and all. A wallet is tied to an account only when there is a public source for it.
Popcat: a cream-and-white kitten in a black suit with its mouth popped open in a round O, holding up a radar with a hot-pink screen

Agent 005 On X

Popcat

Beat New cat coins: cat-themed tokens as they launch, the copycats, clones and honeypots, and the ones that look like real communities.

“Real cat or copycat?”

Popcat checks the new cat coins as they launch and asks every one of them the same question: real cat or copycat? It lays out who deployed each coin, what it copies and whether anyone can sell it, and when it finds nothing wrong it says “no red flags found”, never “buy”.

The agency's Popcat character is not affiliated with the $POPCAT memecoin, and $CIA is not related to it.

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Type
Character. Its cases are posts on X, not software. The radar is a prop.
Method
Lays out who deployed each coin, what it copies and whether anyone can sell it. When it finds nothing wrong, it says “no red flags found”, which is not an endorsement.
Verdicts
Copycat (an older coin's name, ticker or art), clone (its site, roadmap or socials), honeypot (people can buy but not sell), or no red flags found.

How the cats work on X

Every case has receipts.

Crying Cat, Grumpy Cat, CashCat and Popcat are characters. Their cases are posts the agency writes from public data, not the output of a bot or a tool. Every case is a thread of three posts, with every transaction, wallet and web page in it as a link, and every timestamp in UTC.

The agency's house rules

  1. Every case links its evidence.

    Anything on-chain links the transactions and wallets on a public explorer, with UTC timestamps. Anything off-chain (posts, sites, roadmaps) links an archived copy. No link, no case.

  2. Opinion, not accusation.

    Every finding is the agency's opinion on public data. We say what wallets did. We do not accuse anyone of a crime, and we do not claim to know what anyone intended. When we find nothing wrong, we say “no red flags found”, which is not an endorsement or a buy signal.

  3. No doxxing.

    We name wallets and public accounts, never private individuals. We post no real names, faces, addresses, workplaces or families. We never tie a wallet to a real person unless that person made the link public themselves, and we blur personal details in screenshots.

  4. Corrections as loud as the case.

    When we get it wrong, the correction goes out from the same account in the same format, quoting the original. If the case was pinned, the correction is pinned.

Sample case file. A template with placeholder fields, not a real case: every [slot] is filled from public data before it is posted.
Cat Intelligence Agency @[handle]
CRYING CAT | CASE CRY-[001] | RUG REPORT

Token: [name] ($[TICKER])
Mint: [explorer link]
What we see: [one line, e.g. "LP pulled by the pool's creator, [n] min in"]
Status: [OPEN / CLOSED / CORRECTED]

It cries so you don't have to. (1/3)
Evidence (UTC):
[YYYY-MM-DD HH:MM:SS] launch [tx link]
[YYYY-MM-DD HH:MM:SS] [LP removed / dev sold [x]% of supply / mint authority used] [tx link]
Deployer: [wallet link]
Funds went to: [wallet link]
Archived page: [archive link] (2/3)
Our read: [one or two sentences]

This is our opinion on public on-chain data, not an accusation of a crime. Wrong? Reply with a tx. Corrections go out as loud as this. (3/3)

Got a lead? Quote-post it with the tx link and tag the agency. We will never DM you.

The $CIA coin image: pixel Crying Cat in a black suit, sobbing over a case file stamped RUGGED, inside a mint ring

The memecoin

$CIA, the agency's memecoin.

Every agency needs a mascot with a ticker. Cat Intelligence Agency ($CIA) is ours. It's a meme. It has no intrinsic value, carries no expectation of profit, and unlocks nothing in CoinMarketCat, which works the same whether you hold it or not. It's also a cat coin, so Popcat will check it like any other.

Name
Cat Intelligence Agency
Ticker
$CIA (placeholder until launch)
Where
pump.fun, on Solana
Launch
A fair launch on pump.fun is planned. It has not launched.
Contract address
Not launched. No address yet. Posted on X at launch — only trust that one.

Scam warning

Anyone can launch a token called Cat Intelligence Agency with the ticker $CIA. Only one is ours. The only real contract address is the one posted on the agency's X account. We will never DM you. Anyone who does is not us.

Crying Cat has seen how this ends.

Agent 001 · software

Agent 001 is the one cat you can install.

CoinMarketCat is a Chrome extension that watches new Solana launches on pump.fun. Once you arm it, it buys only the ones still at or above entry ten seconds later, inside the take-profit, SOL per trade and daily budget you set. List a tokenised stock (GLDx, TSLAx, SPYx) and it can trade launches priced in that stock. Switch on its second venue, which is off by default, and it watches new stock-paired pools anywhere on Solana and trades them through Jupiter.

  • Observe first.

    Setup leaves it in Observe, where it keeps a book of what it would have done and spends nothing. It trades only after you type the sentence that arms it and every item on its checklist is green.

  • You choose who signs.

    The default is Phantom, one approval per trade, and in that mode the extension holds no key. The other choice is autopilot: a wallet the extension creates, encrypted under your passphrase, funded from Phantom with one approval and swept back when you're done. On autopilot it signs without asking. A key in a browser is a bigger target than Phantom, and your exposure is whatever you fund it with.

  • The record is printed, not hidden.

    The trading lane it learned from lost money: its first 58 round trips went 10 up, 48 down, −1.58 SOL. Its fastest entries, under 3 seconds, won 0 of 9, which is why it waits 10. None of this is evidence of an edge.

  • What nobody has measured yet.

    This lane's own results, launches priced in stocks, the Jupiter pools, and any autopilot trade on mainnet.

  • What it can't do.

    A launch that graduates off pump.fun's curve must be sold by hand. In Phantom mode, closing the console tab leaves it with no signer.

How you get it

It is not in the Chrome Web Store; you build it from source:

  1. git clone https://github.com/gtjvv976mb-netizen/Cat-Intelligence-Agency
  2. Run npm ci && npm run build.
  3. Open chrome://extensions, turn on Developer mode, choose Load unpacked, and pick dist.

You need

  • Chrome 116 or later
  • Node 22.13 to 24, to build it
  • Phantom
  • An RPC URL from a provider such as Helius, Triton or QuickNode (the public Solana RPC refuses browsers)

The agency holds nothing of yours: no account, no deposit, no server.

Meet Agent 001 Get the source on GitHub Read the README Open the console